*Why Parents Drink! Do you think this is funny?
Posted by adminOct 31
*Why Parents Drink**
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to “Dad.”
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
But it’s not only the passion…Dad she’s pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.
She deserves it.
Don’t worry Dad. I’m 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John, P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’s in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it’s safe to come home.
18 comments
Comment by Happy on 10/31/2011 at 9:39 am
I don’t know.
Comment by Grapies07 on 10/31/2011 at 9:46 am
Ha ha ha, that was so funny!
lololololololololol.
where do you get this, it is halarious.
do you have any more? in in need of a good laugh.
Comment by lilbabybears on 10/31/2011 at 9:50 am
Well I think it’s funny.
Comment by melissamarie728 on 10/31/2011 at 10:44 am
I read something similar to this before. I think it’s funny
Comment by luvinBstar on 10/31/2011 at 11:33 am
yes!!!! i was practically rolling on the floor laughing
Comment by bilbo b on 10/31/2011 at 11:45 am
so that’s why my dad drank most of his life. he had to deal with 4 of us like that.
Comment by Little Miss Black Death on 10/31/2011 at 12:05 pm
That was hilarious! You get a star! * He must have gotten some REALLY bad grades! Ha ha! ☺
Comment by cynical on 10/31/2011 at 12:39 pm
I’ve seen this joke before. Is usually done with a daughter but is still funny.
Comment by Shonda on 10/31/2011 at 1:04 pm
10/10
Comment by cnr11101 on 10/31/2011 at 1:46 pm
thats a good 1- cool letter i like people with a good sense of humor
Comment by aiya on 10/31/2011 at 2:41 pm
yes
Comment by stacy on 10/31/2011 at 3:03 pm
itt was okay.
Comment by Jennygirl44 on 10/31/2011 at 3:13 pm
LOL I love it, that was so funny i nearly passed out!!!
Comment by tasteof_khaos on 10/31/2011 at 3:38 pm
cute
Comment by Marie on 10/31/2011 at 4:16 pm
lmao! that was hilarious. nice one.
Comment by Gentai on 10/31/2011 at 4:59 pm
That is hilarious! I loved it! Thanks for cheering me up! ^_^
Comment by <3pirate on 10/31/2011 at 5:15 pm
LMAO!!!
Comment by JonBoy74 on 10/31/2011 at 5:36 pm
Yeah, that’s pretty good. It’s sounds alot like some of the pranks I pull on my folks. They always say I’m the reason they went grey.