i think i am…anyone have any ideas on how i can give it up?

“girl goes to parents: mom and dad i have something important to tell you?

mom & dad: what! are you pregnant? (this question is only validated by the fact that i’m the baby girl of the family)

me: huh no way it’s way more crucial than that. i’m addicted to hockey.

mom & dad: oh you’re just figuring that out now. you whole life has been sold to the nhl and the toronto maple leafs.

me: wow, you guys know how to say nhl and the toronto maple leafs…(my parents are african, and although they watch sports with my bros and i, them actually knowing stuff is surprising).”
lol at all the responses. i guess it’s my choice drug, but i want to get off it cause i need to get a life guys.

if i wasn’t a addicted to hockey…i would be addicted to soccer (which is my favourite sport anyways), and that’s no way to live a life. i can’t even imagine it. it would mean moving to europe/south america and rioting.
anyone know of sports interventions? it would probably be run like aaa or gamblers anonymous.
hhaha. joe b. no way. prince is like the eternal name ghost…too bad mj beats him in the who looks more like a ghost awards section.

i changed my name cause of the bet, and i would have changed it back but i want to be the loser with the 08 redwings sc winners name when the dallas stars upset them…in my dreams.
focus on school andrew. i’m in the same boat, and my portfolio for uni auditions is really suffering.
You know you’re going to be a bad wife when you’re more interested in a hockey/sports game & when your husband would rather watch ugly betty or sex in the city reruns. Oncoming divorce hello.

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