Archive for June, 2010

oil cleanup crew photos pictures covered in oil dirty oily girl unspillable sources of energy alternatives to oil http://www.unspillable.com

Alternatives to deadly dangerous messy oil disasters. Eliminate energy wars and disasters with alternative forms of energy.
List of all known energy sources http://www.unspillable.com alternative energy other than oil. also BP live cam oil disaster videos. Photos of the oil disaster animals, beaches and fish, birds, dolphins, sea turtles, whales, crabs covered in oil. Alternative solar energy power, geothermal energy source, renewable energy sources, alternatives to oil, big oil spill, bp oil disaster facts.

unspillable sources of energy alternatives to oil http://www.unspillable.com  dead seal unspillable sources of energy alternatives to oil http://www.unspillable.com otter covered in oil unspillable sources of energy alternatives to oil http://www.unspillable.com dying bird tern covered in oil unspillable sources of energy alternatives to oil http://www.unspillable.com penguine sick covered in oil unspillable sources of energy alternatives to oil http://www.unspillable.com two dead birds oil disaster birds and oil unspillable sources of energy alternatives to oil http://www.unspillable.com iguana covered with oil affected lizards unspillable sources of energy alternatives to oil http://www.unspillable.com holding an oil covered bird tragedy unspillable sources of energy alternatives to oil http://www.unspillable.com worshiping crude oil derrick dependance on oil fuel unspillable sources of energy alternatives to oil http://www.unspillable.com

I think you will find some very useful information on this website. It has lists of all known types of alternative energy, user comments, videos, photos, even underwater live BP cams and plenty of bp oil disaster photos and information.

 

 

  • Share/Bookmark

A friend has recently revealed to me that she once strangled her father then ran away from home. This was after she had told me that her father is an alcoholic and used to hurt her when he was drunk (both physically and emotionally). This is the main reason she took up martial arts to defend herself from her father. She is a Lesbian and just recently ended a 5 yr relationship with someone who is clinically depressed. It’s really sad that she had to go thru this. I want to help her but now she claims she’s fallen in love with me and I don’t know what to do. I like her but just not in the way she likes me.

  • Share/Bookmark

I just feel terrible. It really is breaking my heart! She lives in a broken family. Her dad is pretty much a drunk and lives three hours away. Her mother just finished battling cancer and her older brother doesnt even go to school. Plus pretty much all her family smokes except for her and her brother. She just told me that if her brother doesnt start going to school her father is going to get custody of him in court. Things are just really screwed up for her right now. She is also really stressed about school and just everything. I feel so terrible because this isnt the first time things have been jerked around on her. I feel so helpless because I have no idea how she really feels because my family is really good. I just dont know what to say. And…well honestly Im a little worried for her life. I know it just sounds so dramatic but about a month ago my best friend, one of her best friends hung herself. It really opened my eyes to how real some of the problems were. That sort of thing happened in horror movies. Literally. I’d never dreamed it would happen for real. Especially at the age of fourteen. Im just so worried now because if things get a lot worse I dont know if she is going to hold up. I know this is a VERY extreme thing to do and the chances are a million to one but really. Im just worried. Advice?
I dont think having her move in would be an option. My parents..dont exactly like her. When you live in a house like that you dont exactlly retain a lot of manners. She isnt a RUDE person she just doesnt always use the proper manners.

  • Share/Bookmark

Hi, I found out that my 12 year old daughter kissed a 12 year old boy, I was upset when she confesed me, I set rules then she decided to go and live with her father, he is not a nice man or father, on top of that he is an alcoholic. She left three days ago and missed her dearly, my heart breakes when I look at her pictures in the house. Should I tell her to come back home or let her find out what kind of man he is. I realy want on honest asnwer from a heart broken mother. Thanks and I appriciate your answers.

  • Share/Bookmark

I grew up with a a hard drinking mom and dad. They would take me to the bar and when it got too late they would take me home and leave me alone there. I was very young and afraid. I have always been attracted to men that drink or have been drinkers{not intentionally} I do not drink. I am dating a man that went out with me to his friends and had at least 4 strong rum and cokes. He was affected. I was upset and am ready to break off the relationship. I am afraid that now that he is comfortable in our relationship his true character is showing. He says I am overreacting. Am I? How much is too much? I know that I can not be with someone that drinks too much. I am terrified! All my memories are coming back. Is it time to move on?
This man had a series of three DUI s ten years ago and is still paying off the counseling charge and lawyer fees. I can’t understand how he could have had that happen and still take chances.

  • Share/Bookmark

My boyfriend and I have been together for a while now. He has a drinking problem where he acts irrationally, is very rude and irresponsible. He has tried several times to kick the habit but to no avail. We have recently moved out of our apartment because he blew our savings on liquor. On the other hand, he has a very good job, he’s genuinely a great guy and we are very much in love. Recently, however, i’ve come to the decision that I cannot sit by and be walked on any longer as he has yet to change his ways although he has shown some initiative since the eviction and has only drank 3 times in the past 2 weeks and attended a couple of AA meetings. One of which I attended with him. We also recently found out that I am 3 months pregnant and he has since cried tears of both joy and regret for the way he has treated me, the woman he loves and the future mother of his child. He often talks of getting married and tells this to his family frequently. It just seems as though everytime he starts making headway, he slips up and our world crashes. I’ve voiced to him that I do not trust him and that I need a certain sense of security in a partner that, quite frankly, I do not get from him. He cries and begs and swears to change. He says he hates the way we live and wants to fix it. He has had a VERY traumatic life and although, I try and be sympathetic and give him miles of compassion, I’m left feeling like nothing I can do will change him. As of a few hours ago, I terminated the relationship. I’m just confused and worried on what to do next. I know he has it in him to be an awesome father, but the whole situation is draining. He has never been physically abusive with me but he has said awful things to me in drunken rages. He’s already putting deposits on our new place but i’ve told him as it stands, I will not be moving in.

I hate to sound cliché or even worse, a woman in denial, but I do love him with all my heart and am ready to help him… If I can.

  • Share/Bookmark

Ok I’m 16 and live in a house with 5 other siblings, I’m constantly depressed, I’m getting to be very distant with my friends and losing a lot of them, I don’t fully trust anyone, my mom and step dad don’t give me the time of day, nor let me do anything and when I do do something I shouldn’t It’s either the end of the world or no big deal (I’ve come home smashed and no one said anything to me) I’ve wanted to run away since I was around 8 (me and 2 friends were gonna pack up get in a go-kart and runaway to Jersey…it’s sad and funny at the same time) I still want to run away. Just today my mother told me I’m worthless and will never amount to anything just because I said I don’t like school. If I don’t leave I’m going to get into serious trouble, I can’t stand where I am anymore. I feel useless, unlovable, ignored, and unimportant like I’ll never make a difference in the world if I tried. Me and my cousin are planing on it (my step-dads nephew, he’s more of less the brother I never had) he can’t take it anymore either. I either need to be talked out of it or given good instructions on how not to get caught. If I don’t do it, It’ll only be a matter of time before they put me in aa or rehab or send me away, because my parent’s don’t like me. I was an accident, so was Mikey. I just need help, this question doesn’t cover everything but I’ll leave the rest up to your imagination but yeah I need help
I won’t pray, I don’t believe in god for a good reason. And please don’t patranize me for hating the life I shouldn’t have been born into
My parent’s don’t physically abuse me, they just don’t have time for me (emotionally neglected whould be the best term) and I know they love me, they just don’t like who I’m becoming and don’t know me anymore. I guess you could say I’ve shut down because we both stopped trying to comunicate.

  • Share/Bookmark

This month I got intouch with some of my old friends from the last state I lived in. We talked a lot on my cell phone. I even did some long text messages (I know I know stupid of me). Then at the end of the month I got a text message from my phone company with a bill that was a total of $168.36 and it is usually $80 something dollars. I am so afraid of my Dad finding out, but of corse he pays the bill so he will find out. What do I do? Break it to him explaining myself for the high bill? Or wait til he sees the email from the phone company?

Please, NO mean answers. Thanks!
Thanks 4 everyones help. It turned out that he didn’t get that angry.

  • Share/Bookmark

Im almost 17 and having family issues. First of all im a mistake in the first place, broken condom so im adopted. My parents are divorced, my father is an alcoholic. I get bad grades in school even though i try so hard. My father is laid off of work and my mom is to because the school she is working at is closing. Now she takes her anger out on me. What am i supposed to do i feel helpless and am having bad thoughts go through my head. This is not a joke, please i need serious help.

  • Share/Bookmark

Update on Ferret?

Poor thing was covered in flees I gave HER a few bath and dipped him in some fleebath stuff Blood was drippin from her the flees had chewed her up after i washed her i put her in her new little home she has a little hamick that she is loving. lol she is really sweet but she still has flees i couldnt go to town cause i live in the middle of absolute nowhere and the closest store is 20 miles so cat food is having to do for now. she’s been eating a lot she has a huge bowl of water and hasn’t drank much mostly sleeping and eating. she hasn’t really been playful but she is really sweet and hasn’t bit me im a little timid of her cause i dont know ferrets let alone her very well at all so i have no idea what to expect Yes, I am keeping her my dad already loves her and so do i she will be kept out in the garage though is it usual for them to play with dogs? two days ago her and my beagle puppy was playing and when i caught her today she was doing the same I live in oklahoma. her name is angel

  • Share/Bookmark

Screen Acting Advice?

I am just a freshman in high school, so I’m still young. I have been acting since I was 6, and went into tv/film acting about three-four years ago. I did a lot of plays when I was younger. I like on camera so much better, and kind of lost some passion for theater. It was so hard for me to switch to screen acting, because I am very theatrical. I don’t want to go back into my old ways and loose all that training. I’m back into it, and doesn’t feel the same as when I was younger. When I do tv/film and commercial acting it feels even better. I have two talent agents, which one is in Atlanta and the other is in Nashville. I had another agent (Ford Models ATL), who I was with, but they closed down. My agent Arlene Wilson had merged with them, so I was with AW for a year. I got auditions and call backs, but never a job. In Ford I never got an audition, and the day they closed I had one. I later find out that they were already on call backs for it, and something wrong happen. My agent today told me that there were some things going on there. Anyway, I signed with another ATL agent at the end of July and they’re great. I just got an audition for an extra as a Zombie which Danny Devito is in. I just got new head shots, so I really couldn’t go out. I have been with my Nashville agent for a little over two years, and not even one audition. We live four hours away in Georgia, so they only call when the job is worth it. I try to keep contact with them, but they don’t seem to care. I got pic taken, and wanted their opinion and she never emailed me back. I called a couple weeks later, and she said her computer has been down. She said she would get to it, and never did. My father doesn’t care much, since Nashville is far away. I mean they’re really no other agents in Nashville, and they are actually a good agency. I haven’t talked to them in a couple months, because I have been busy with school and swim team.

My dream is to be on a teen drama, such as Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill, 7th Heaven, Gilmore Girls, and etc. I really don’t watch those shows, but think a teen drama would be good for me. I don’t see Atlanta doing much for me and wouldn’t be able to move until four more years. L.A. is way too expense and my parents have two other children, and my dad won’t leave for 4 months and leave my mom and pay for an apartment. I am actually from South Florida, and wouldn’t mind moving back to it. I also have another passion, print journalism. I love to do it, and would like to do both. My acting would come first, but would like to do both and maybe work for something like Variety. It’s more like a back up plan, but I know will come true. I think I can do both once I get a job in acting. I want to do this early entrance program in Great Barrington, Mass for two years. You get an AA, and go to college early. It is also two hours from NYC, so I can get an agent there. Can this work out? My agency here also has some connections if I would go out there or to LA. I may want to transfer to USC or NYU and major in journalism, so I have a degree on my hands. I would like to go to school for screen acting, but most college’s only have theater which I don’t want. NYU and Chapman University both have a program, though. If I go to NYU I can double major… I think I may just go to USC, I will just major in print journalism and minor in theater. I may even want to do some graduate school for journalism, but just may hold it off and see if my acting works out. I could get a journalism job, and still go out for auditions. I do good in school, and I’m in all honor and AP classes. I haven’t had much time for acting here, since I’m on the swim team. It’s fine, because it will be over soon and I just got my head shots back.

Do you have some advice for me? Do you think this would work out? What do I do about that Nashville agent? They still have my head shots from 2 years ago, and don’t know what to do about them. My dad doesn’t seem intrested, because it’s far away and have never got anything. Also, my agent wants me to be on these casting websites. Is it worth it, and do people see you? I have done my profiles, but they say you have to fill in everything. I mean I don’t model, so why do they need my hip size, and chest size, and etc. I guess I will need to measure it before school starts again. Do you have any suggestions, and or feedback. Thanks!
Thanks everyone, but some of you guys don’t get that my agent in ATL is not a problem and I just signed with them. They arent any agents in Nashville really, and need advice on mine.

  • Share/Bookmark

At this point, I really don’t know where to turn anymore.
Back in March 2007, my mom had gastric bypass. If you know anyone that has had this done, you probably know how they have one drink and get sloshed really fast, because their intestines absorb the alcohol a lot easier.
When I was growing up, she could drink anyone under the table, and was rarely drunk around me. Last March, I noticed that her drinking was becoming a problem. A small one, but one enough to drive me crazy and start to ruin our relationship.
She started having a glass on weeknights, and sitting down to dinner totally wasted and knocking things over. Yet, when she drinks, she sounds like she’s on narcotics. A few months down the road I realized it was because not only was the gastric bypass effecting the absorption rate, but that she was on a higher dose of antidepressants than in the past – the alcohol mixed with the drugs are what causes her to be extremely loopy and weird.
The behavior continued to be more frequent, and after a few stunts due to her drunkenness I said something to her. Her response really freaked me out. She became extremely defensive and started blaming it on me, saying that “I’ve been giving everything up for you, and dad, and Elyssa for 20 years and I don’t want to do it anymore!” other times she goes completely into denial, telling me I’m a bitch, I judge her, etc. This was not the woman I have known forever. We were always really close and suddenly I was causing her to drink?
There are times where she’s put the wine in a coffee cup because I was home. Other times, she’s hid the bottles in the staircase. Honestly, I’m thinking that it’s a transfer of addictions…she can’t eat for comfort anymore, so she drinks instead. I’ve looked it up online and it happens to countless women who have gastric bypass. The stories of other women were exactly like mine and worse. I’m terrified.
Even so, it’s ruining our relationship. She hates on me because I get angry that she can’t respect how I don’t want her drinking AROUND ME. Even so, she keeps doing it, and I don’t know what to do. My dad isn’t doing anything because he’s afraid. I already went to therapy once because I couldn’t get her to go. It didn’t help. I really want her to figure out why she’s depressed and willing to screw up her relationship with her own daughter for a drink. I never thought I would have this problem with my mom, ever.

How could I get her to go to AA or something without her freaking out on me?

  • Share/Bookmark

my child was taken away from me in a small south eastern ky court, he was a twice convicted dangerous felon, he abused me and many other weman both mentally and physically. he abused me at the age of 15 years old and the judge would not concider his past charges or hear the advice of a professional psychiatrist,that the judge court ordered the child to see. my daughter turned 16 yesterday and is liveing in missery with an abussive father and alcoholic step mother who resents her being in the home. please help me to help her, any advice would be greatley appreciated. thank you, heartbroken in kentucky!

  • Share/Bookmark

Ok my son is sick here are my questions:
1. I have a truck and I can turn the front passenger airbag on and off now that my son is sick I really want him to sit in the front where I can see him because he throws up etc and I have to take him back and forth to the doctors and some times his dad can’t go would sitting him in the front be ok? ( I have read in the law where you can sit a baby in the front as long as you don’t have a front passenger airbag)
2. He has 2 white spots on his tounge his doctors appt. is tomorrow but until then do you think this could be yeast?
3. He is not drinking his milk because he is so congested he is drinking juice and eating baby food but no milk, he hasn’t drank much milk in 2 days should I be worried?

Please no smart comments about taking him to the doctor like I said he is going early tomorrow morning just need some advice now! Called his doctor’s office they haven’t called back yet!

  • Share/Bookmark

I recently had to replace the ignition barrel as the key got stuck and the AA had to break the lock to get it started. I got a second hand barrel from a scrap car and my father in law replaced the lock, but in doing so failed to disconnect the battery which has since caused the dash instrumentation to not work. The wires from the ignition barrel came out when he replaced the lock and blew a fuse which meant the car wouldn’t start. I have had my mechanic friend on the case now for a week with a fault code reader and although the car will now start, there is still no gauges or warning lights or mileage display working. We are at a loss as to what the fault is, the car was a cracking little runaround before this and it would be a shame to scrap her but the mot is due very soon and we cannot afford to spend much on fixing it! Could it be the ECU?? is that expensive if so?

Please help!!

Many thanks, Simon

  • Share/Bookmark

Hi, I just wondered what you thought about this scene? I am not being offensive to S.Meyer or the fans….I enjoyed the books but hated the movie so yeah it’s a p**s take of the movie not the books. Thanks x

When we reached the field in the middle of nowhere, all the Killems had already set up the twister mat and board. I jumped out the car and asked Aiden, “Why do you play it outside?”

“You’ll see,” he said.
“No, I don’t want to wait and see. I want to know now or I’m not playing,” I said and planted my feet still and crossed my arms to show him I was serious.
“God, you’re so bratty,” he said. “We need to play outside ‘cause we’re so hard and when we fall we always break the floorboards at the house. Now you wanna play?”
“Ok,” I said but I was still in a mood with him.
“Well, you can’t,” he said as we joined the other Killems. “You have to spin the dial, that’s why I brought you.”
“Fine,” I stormed over to Esmeralda’s side and she smiled at me.
“Beauty, I think they all cheat, so if you can keep it fair and tell them they’re out if they cheat, ok?”
“Sure,” I smiled back.

Fi-Fi called that it was time to begin and Daisy-Lee was up first.
“Left hand yellow,” I shouted.
She did great but I shouted ‘out’ just to piss her off because I didn’t like her and never would. She was angry and drew me a dirty look but I gave her the ‘v’ sign and she turned away.

We weren’t playing long before Fi-Fi decided to ruin the game with one of her ‘visions’. I don’t actually believe she can see the future but I just keep quiet about it and snort any time she has any. Anyway, she told us three people were on their way and wanted to play.

Two minutes later, they walked out into the open field. They looked like they were walking on one of those airport conveyer belts.
“Can we join the game,” the red-haired girl said. “I’m Viviane, this is Jafar,” she pointed to the blonde one who was wearing the jacket that dads goat was accused of stealing.
“I’ll introduce myself shall I?” said another one with dreadlocks. “I’m La Runt.”
I walked over to shake his hand because he looked friendly to me, friendlier than Casper, but Aidan pulled me back and that’s when it happened.
“You brought a snack?” Jafar asked and they all crouched down and started hissing at each other.

There was no way they were taking my Mars bars, not a chance in hell. Dr. Killem talked them out of it and they walked away but Aiden grabbed me and pulled me towards the car.
“We need to get out of here, now,” he said as he struggled to put my seatbelt on.
“Out the way,” I said and pulled the seatbelt out his hands and put it on in two seconds flat. “All this over a Mars bar, don’t you think you’re over-reacting a bit?”
“No, Jafar is a tracker and he won’t stop until he gets what he wants,” Aiden said as he tried to skid away but stalled the car again.
“You really need to learn to drive,” I said. “Why can’t he just go to the supermarket and buy one?”
“It’s not fun for him then, is it?” Aiden asked.
“Obviously not,” I said.

We drove through the woods at what Aiden called high speed but it was only thirty miles per hour. He told me that he would drop me off at my house and I had to pack some clothes because he was taking me out of Spoons and back to Phoenix where the tracker would probably find me anyway. I tried to make him see sense but he wouldn’t listen.

The plan was to joke that Aiden and I had split up and I was so upset that I was going to drive back home in my old truck that only just made it to school and back every day. There was no need to worry however because when I entered the house my dad was passed out on the sofa with a bottle of Vodka laid on his chest. Aiden and I walked upstairs and started to pack my stuff.
“I can’t leave him like that,” I said, pleading with Aiden.
“You have to,” he said, “when we get back we’ll book him into AA meetings.”

I agreed and we hurried outside and back into my truck. We drove to the Killems house but on the way there, Ahmed, jumped onto the roof and his feet came through and landed in-between Aiden and me. When we reached the house, it took us half an hour to get Ahmed out the roof and we were even thinking about phoning the fire brigade.

La Runt was in the house when we got there and Aiden pushed me back so hard I fell into his keyboard and broke it.
“Well done,” he said looking at me as though it was my fault.

La Runt walked towards Aiden and he tried to growl but he hadn’t quite mastered it yet.

“Easy,” said La Runt. “I come in peace.” He handed Aiden a Milky Way bar and Aiden backed off.

“I just wanted to squeal on the them,” he said, shrugging his shoulders, “what can I say, I’m a turn coat.”

He opened the front door and left without telling us any vital information. We all ran down to the garage where Dr. Killem was looking out cd’s for the trip. Aiden asked everyone to put on
We all ran down to the garage where Dr. Killem was looking out cd’s for the trip. Aiden asked everyone to put on my clothes; he threw Daisy-Lee my jacket and Ahmed my pink thong.

“I’m not wearing her minging jacket,” Daisy-lee stated.
Aiden and Dr. Killem were about to intervene but I had enough of this bitch and wanted to put her straight.
“Look,” I said, “I’ve had just about enough of your crap. You’ll wear that jacket or I’ll kick your ass.”
“Fine,” she said and stormed off over to her jeep. Ahmed followed pulling the pants out his bum.

I was travelling with Fi-Fi and Casper, and Aiden made her promise not to tell me any visions she would see. She agreed but later broke it.

Aiden bent down to the car window, “Look I can’t live without you and I’m not going to let you get hurt but just in case you don’t make it I want you to know I’m really starting to like you.”
He kissed my hand and before I got the chance to reply Casper sped off. How rude this family was.
Lk I actually have a deviantart account for my art work but can you post stories on there? I have the whole movie wrote out and it has 10 chapters all in.

  • Share/Bookmark

My moms got quiet a nice house, wave runner, BMW. My dad dosent. Instead he lives in a low-income apartments, old truck, and owes over 20,000 dollors to a bank. He makes a lot of money, but more than half of it goes for child support, and that price is getting higher every year. I love my dad but dont know what to do….

  • Share/Bookmark

My girlfriend’s uncle is dying of kidney failure due to excessive drinking. Her family has been led to believe that her uncle will die, even though they weren’t given an option for a second opinion. He has been off of dialysis for one month and is in a lot of pain. My girlfriend wants me to convince her father and extended family to encourage her uncle to get back on dialysis and get a second opinion. The system has led them to believe that they have no options. Is it too late to get back on dalysis? Will it kill him if he gets back on it?
His age is 42 years old. He has stopped drinking about 5 months ago.

  • Share/Bookmark

I don’t really know what I want to ask… I am alone in fighting a battle with drugs and alcohol. I am soooo happy when I’m sober, good self esteem, people that love me, plenty of interests and things going for myself, so I am confused why I do this to myself. I have always had a wild streak, but its not okay anymore. I am 28 its time to be an adult.

I have ZERO self control. Once I have a drink, its on! I don’t stop drinking and then come the drugs… specifically cocaine.. or really anything you put in front of me, but usually its cocaine. It is really hard because of where I live, Huntington Beach. Everyone drinks and parties and its no big deal. But it crushes me… if I go out to dinner and have a couple drinks it turns into an all night thing, when my friends get up and go to work in the morning I keep going and going by myself! For days!

I am definitely an alcoholic, I drink in the middle of the night, I drink when I wake up in the morning. I just did my last line of coke and had to flush the rest so I would stop.. its not even fun, it doesnt make me happy, it doesnt make me feel good, the same goes for alcohol. But I do it anyways!!! I guess I am just self destructive. Why??? I recently graduated from an awesome University with a BA in Art and Education to be a high school art teacher. There are no jobs in my field right now so I bartend (its great money) but obviously a horrible job for an alcoholic.

I have told my dad about my drinking, he has had the same problem in the past, but he really isn’t there too much, amongst other things so he isn’t a very reliable sponsor. My mom knows I drink too much but she doesn’t know the extent (maybe a little in denial). I absolutely will not turn to her for support with this so please don’t mention turning to a family member. She has way too many other things to stress about! I have recently been more honest with my friends about it but they don’t see it as a serious problem :/ My roommate always restocks the bar after I drink his booze even though I have told him my problem.

What do I do? I don’t have the money for rehab. Any ideas of cheap places I can get away from everything and detox?
How do I gain self control? This is more about self control than addiction I think, because I don’t even enjoy it most of the time. Social drinking is fine, but the rest is so depressing. Feel free to bash me for this, maybe that’s what I need.. even though I’m pretty good at bashing myself about it!
Sorry I am rambling.. it’s the coke!

  • Share/Bookmark

I have learned many things but these are the top 6

1) Women get mad if you sleep with them and never call the again

2) Women love men in designer suits, I suspect it makes them think that you are rich and I also think a suit reminds them of weddings.

3) To lie about the reason I became a doctor, I usually say that “my father had amyloidosis type AA which is fatal” I usually bring that up as part of my “three step plan”

4) The Three Step Plan – Subtly complement her so she thinks your nice but not a pushover, establish physical contact, reveal something intensely personal

5) never sleep with a woman with a tattoo of a snake on her body; they’re usually insane

6) Never hand your visa to a date. I once handed a date my visa so she could pump gas for me, and in my next statement, there were charges for a PlayStation 2.

  • Share/Bookmark